Archive for March, 2007
Moopocalypse 11
Where does a cow go on vacation?
Cowifornia.
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[dalikrab day] starter po(op)em
Who is out there?
When will it start?
Does anyone know?
That it’s dalikrab day?
Some have been waiting.
Other have no inkling.
A few won’t care?
That it’s dalikrab day?
I’ve stolen a lobster from the store
And dropped it in the ocean
Does a rubber lobster experience freedom
On DaliKrab Day?
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Dalikrab Day!
IT’S DALIKRAB DAY!
“What Is Dalikrab Day?”
How It Works:
Creat a piece, any piece about crabs or not, use the emails above to mail that piece out to others. They will in turn manipulate, add, cut, change or somehow alter said piece and mail it back to everyone. Then start on another piece and do the same [...]
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jackknife
n.
1. A large clasp knife.
2. Sports. A dive in the pike position, in which the diver straightens out to enter the water hands first.
v., -knifed, -knif·ing, -knifes.
v.tr.
1. To fold or double (something or oneself) like a jackknife.
2. To cut or stab with a [...]
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A place for drunkard cows
bovine gardens
(let it soak in for a minute then you’ll realized the quip stinks)
that’s cud its a lot a pun
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Moopocalypse 10
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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